Get in on the John

Nothing is working. I hate the internet and especially my blog. I spent all this time on it and it's still not the way I want it to be. I'll get it in the end. IT SHALL PAY!

Example of not workingness:

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That was supposed to be tweety bird in ASCII art.

I taut I saw a blog post! I did, I did!

Oh wait, it t'aint so; it was jus' random ASCII art.