Get in on the John

GAH!

I've gone nuts!

*Runs wildly in circles with his arms waving above his head and his eyes rolling in his sockets as foam drips from his mouth until he runs into a wall and falls on his back, then gets up and runs full force into the same wall again, shakes himself and then slowly turns his head and fixes his bulging eyes on you with a penetrating and disconcerting glare*

"Whatchu lookin' at? Huh? Want to do something about it?"

*He takes the predictable silence of the computer monitor as yellow-hearted cowardice and sneers.*

"Yeah, that's what I thought."

*He then runs screaming over to the stairs and throws himself down them, bounces into the basement, recovers, runs back up the stairs, turns, and chucks himself over the edge again. He does this until he can no longer walk and is covered with purple bruises, then he pulls himself back to the computer by his finger tips which scuttle nimbly in front of him like spider legs pulling a limp rag doll*

"I was going to write up one of the ten or so post ideas that I have stored up and waiting for me to type life into, but then I said: "Screw it.", and decided that this would be a good time to have my long overdue mental breakdown."

*Starts blowing raspberries at the monitor, waves to the Sherlock Holmes banana riding past him on the two seater bicycle, Watson is a bespeckled shark on the seat behind the pipe smoking banana*

"Gotta get up at 6AM tomorrow for the family reunion. 23 people will be living in this house at that time, and I figured I would just go crazy now and save myself the trouble of doing it later."

*Has trouble getting the mouse to click where he wants it to, as the mouse seems to be more interested in the cheese puffs lying open on the desk, and keeps on wandering in that direction*

"And then after the family reunion we get to run straight over to my cousins' wedding reception, and that will take up the last six hours of the day (or so)."

And that is why I'm a nut; I'm crazy in the coconut.