Friday, December 30, 2005
Ouch. Me hurts big big.
I am sick. Have pitty on me. :'(
Ha ha. December does not go by without a post, albeit a meager one. Um, I actually have some other stuff already finished, but it is only half done, so I'll post it lay-tar. Also, if you have been looking for me on chat, my thing is kinda broken, it tells people that I am there when I am not, and just recently it stopped letting me do anything at all with it, it just sits there, taunting me, denying my freedom of speech to the masses! Curse it.
Also, I am too lazy to fix it.
But I have an excuse, my molars have just been surgically removed and it hurts like a crazy hippopotamus tearing you apart while wearing a tutu and dancing with crocodiles.
That picture is art. Not scary.
Also, now I feel like I have a cold and am all achy and dying-y and stuff. Headache. Throat dry. Can't... breathe.
End...
is...
nearrrrrr....
ARRGGGHHHH!!!!
Ok, I am dead now, so I am sure you will understand if I cut it short here, alrighty? Ok, see ya'll, and happy my-birthday tomorrow! Have a good celebration, and may your new year best all those that came before!
In mortal kombat.
You heard me. Fight new year! FIGHT!
Oh yeah.
Ha ha. December does not go by without a post, albeit a meager one. Um, I actually have some other stuff already finished, but it is only half done, so I'll post it lay-tar. Also, if you have been looking for me on chat, my thing is kinda broken, it tells people that I am there when I am not, and just recently it stopped letting me do anything at all with it, it just sits there, taunting me, denying my freedom of speech to the masses! Curse it.
Also, I am too lazy to fix it.
But I have an excuse, my molars have just been surgically removed and it hurts like a crazy hippopotamus tearing you apart while wearing a tutu and dancing with crocodiles.
That picture is art. Not scary.
Also, now I feel like I have a cold and am all achy and dying-y and stuff. Headache. Throat dry. Can't... breathe.
End...
is...
nearrrrrr....
ARRGGGHHHH!!!!
Ok, I am dead now, so I am sure you will understand if I cut it short here, alrighty? Ok, see ya'll, and happy my-birthday tomorrow! Have a good celebration, and may your new year best all those that came before!
In mortal kombat.
You heard me. Fight new year! FIGHT!
Oh yeah.
// posted by John @ 7:44 PM 
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January is so going to win that fight!!... PS... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!
# posted by 
: Sat Dec 31, 12:28:00 AM PST
: Sat Dec 31, 12:28:00 AM PST
Its your Birthday?!? cool. Happy Birthday!!!
Oh my goodness!!! haahhaahahaha... I love your pictures!!! So awesome. :-) hahahahahahaaha...
Oh my goodness!!! haahhaahahaha... I love your pictures!!! So awesome. :-) hahahahahahaaha...
# posted by : Sat Dec 31, 06:17:00 AM PST
: Sat Dec 31, 06:17:00 AM PST
Hope you're having a great break! You gonna fix your IM? Talk to you soon hopefully...
# posted by : Sun Jan 01, 06:19:00 PM PST
: Sun Jan 01, 06:19:00 PM PST
Happy New Year! Ha! January won! And I was rooting for him/her/it. Yeah!!! haha.
# posted by : Mon Jan 02, 09:51:00 AM PST
: Mon Jan 02, 09:51:00 AM PST
Hey, I just got an e-mail from Nick Anderton (from NY). He sounds like he's doing good, but keep praying for him and his family. ttyl
# posted by : Tue Jan 03, 07:33:00 PM PST
: Tue Jan 03, 07:33:00 PM PST
It's your birthday? Happy Birthday! How old are you now? Old enough to not tell us? :-) I'll have pity on you...who could resist Puss in Boots's eyes? :-)
# posted by : Sun Jan 08, 08:01:00 AM PST
: Sun Jan 08, 08:01:00 AM PST
Happy late BDay John! haha! Yep yep! I am here in an internet cafe! gotta go though so I hope you get better...will pray!
You know... I just thought of something... wiht your head being held by a hippo in a pink tutu... I think that it would be rather hard to feel your teeth hurting over your head being rippoed off your body like that. ;-) I'm so helpful aren't I?
# posted by : Thu Jan 12, 11:59:00 AM PST
: Thu Jan 12, 11:59:00 AM PST
What is it with teeth being pulled? anyways, hope you feel better now. Hey, the last two months you didn't or almost didn't post, you died. Maybe you should post soon so you don't die this month... ;-)
# posted by : Mon Jan 16, 03:43:00 PM PST
: Mon Jan 16, 03:43:00 PM PST
And now, 2006 gets off to a slow start as the John has not posted yet this year. Has he died? Did his sinuses clog to the point they exploded? Ewe, what a head line that would make: Head Explodes in Crazy Hippo’s Armpit as It Dances with Croc. Would that be the hippo who dances with a croc or the exploded head? Well, pull your head back together, place it back on your body, resuscitate yourself and post (it doesn't have to be in that order).I hope you are feeling much better now.
# posted by : Wed Jan 18, 09:10:00 PM PST
: Wed Jan 18, 09:10:00 PM PST
hahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahaha... ya... you should post again. And I hope never to read the headlines with your head in them.
I shall now complane about you not updating yet...
complane, complane, complane, complane....
Ok. If you don't update soon I might have to resort to begging and... well... none of us want that now do we? No. :-)
Hope you haven't died yet... or fallen off the face of the earth. Or into the earth's mouth... if the earth's got a face it probably has one pretty big mouth that one could fall into if they weren't being careful. *gasp* OH NO!!! Maybe That's what happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN! You should have watched out for those over sized teeth!!! The whole earth shall wait in expectation to see if you have lived through the experiance or simply... dissapeared... I hope it shall not be the latter. (you also should be laughing by now)
I shall now complane about you not updating yet...
complane, complane, complane, complane....
Ok. If you don't update soon I might have to resort to begging and... well... none of us want that now do we? No. :-)
Hope you haven't died yet... or fallen off the face of the earth. Or into the earth's mouth... if the earth's got a face it probably has one pretty big mouth that one could fall into if they weren't being careful. *gasp* OH NO!!! Maybe That's what happened!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN! You should have watched out for those over sized teeth!!! The whole earth shall wait in expectation to see if you have lived through the experiance or simply... dissapeared... I hope it shall not be the latter. (you also should be laughing by now)
# posted by : Thu Jan 19, 09:46:00 AM PST
: Thu Jan 19, 09:46:00 AM PST
There are 6 days left in the month...
DON'T MAKE ME BEG! ok? please?
UPDATE!!! Please?
DON'T MAKE ME BEG! ok? please?
UPDATE!!! Please?
# posted by : Wed Jan 25, 12:44:00 PM PST
: Wed Jan 25, 12:44:00 PM PST
Thanks Katie! I wonder how many ways there are to say Update John...
John Update
Update John
the whole world is waiting on the edge of their seats for the next post to appear on the screne before them with an update from the John...
Hmmmmmm... that sounds scary. Imagine if some of the people have wheels on their chairs... FLOP! Oops... feel off my chair for the thousandth time while waiting for John to update... that sounds painful. ooooo... painful.
John Update
Update John
the whole world is waiting on the edge of their seats for the next post to appear on the screne before them with an update from the John...
Hmmmmmm... that sounds scary. Imagine if some of the people have wheels on their chairs... FLOP! Oops... feel off my chair for the thousandth time while waiting for John to update... that sounds painful. ooooo... painful.
# posted by : Thu Jan 26, 07:25:00 AM PST
: Thu Jan 26, 07:25:00 AM PST
Are you still sick? Surly you can't be? If you stay sick all year then that would be quite bad. Update... please?
# posted by : Sun Jan 29, 09:32:00 AM PST
: Sun Jan 29, 09:32:00 AM PST
January is gone.
I have not heard from John.
I think he's dead.
Now we should all get together for his funeral and bring lots of flowers.
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I have not heard from John.
I think he's dead.
Now we should all get together for his funeral and bring lots of flowers.
# posted by : Fri Feb 03, 12:58:00 PM PST
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